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not a big fan, but I do like watching Tiger, especially at the majors.

second round of the US Open today, he was 3 over for the tournament through 9 holes, then shot a 30 on the last nine holes, 5 under par, to pull within one shot of the lead with two days left. pretty remarkable, I wish I'd seen it.

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Well, you can catch today's 3rd round on your local NBC station...

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Incredible performance by Woods at the end there.

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second day in a row I've kept an eye on him along with other things and missed the sick run at the end. Sportscenter's top 10 tonight is Tiger's best 10 shots ever at majors, I believe two from today.

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man, he couldn't have played much worse down the stretch, and still he holed that putt for a playoff. refuse to lose, indeed.

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As he was preparing to make that final putt, I realized that I couldn't even imagine him missing it.

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He'll win by at least three strokes today.

"Thanks for playing, Rocco. Jean will describe your wonderful parting gifts...."

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I'm certainly not betting on a journeyman to beat Tiger, but there's definitely the possibility of the knee stiffening up and creating a problem for him. He's been erratic as hell. The real question is Mediate's mindset, because he could tense up from the situation, or he could realize that there's no pressure on him, and that if he just relaxes and plays, he could win.

If the line is Tiger -3 strokes, I'd take Rocco.

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not that it's necessarily true, but Mediate said at his press conference last night that he gave all he had out there on Sunday and he had nothing left. and playing right next to Tiger seems to be hard for anyone to deal with, but of course the knee is a factor, as Borat said.

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Am I the only poster here that roots for Tiger to lose?
Without hyperbole I've really got nothing

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too bad there was no drama out there today.

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Captain Hate wrote:Am I the only poster here that roots for Tiger to lose?

Why?...I can never understand that...He's a marvel. That's like saying I can't listen to some master musician because he or she's technique is too good.


It would be wonderful if there were five Tigers, then the sport would be a bit more..uh..suspenseful.


But to wish him to lose because he's such a master...

Nah...I appreciate mastery..
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Generally with Golf I try and get behind any players that don't have utterly ridiculous names. I gave up trying for this play-off.

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Dohol wrote:Why?
He's an unconscionable asshole. The media bukkake every time he moves a muscle has significantly downgraded the way the sport is covered and in turn significantly downgraded my interest in the professional game. He actively and unrepentantly roots for opponents to fail. I think Rocco was a wonderful foil in looking at exactly what I'm talking about. One of the greatest players ever? No question. Do I root for him to fail? Not really in those terms. Do I not root for him in any context? Yes sir.

Oh, and he's a bloody awful Ryder Cup competitor, and what's more was among the throng of the United Slobs of America to ask for compensation (along with Duval!) for even showing up for country.

Heck of an Open. Thought he would be too much for Rocco (most successful Jewish golfer ever, how can you not pull for him?!) today, dramatic stuff.

I just hope people stop distracting his address.

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Dohol wrote:
Captain Hate wrote:Am I the only poster here that roots for Tiger to lose?

Why?...I can never understand that...He's a marvel. That's like saying I can't listen to some master musician because he or she's technique is too good.
No it's not even close to saying that.
Dohol wrote:But to wish him to lose because he's such a master...

Nah...I appreciate mastery..
You're reading a lot into a 12 word sentence, most of which is not there. I readily concede that he's very good and that for the powers that be for golf, he's raised the elevation of the sport. But, as MRS posted, the nut-hugging that goes on from people that otherwise couldn't give a tinker's damn about golf is somewhat disgusting. The media ballwash is typically over-the-top. Plus anything that's good for Nike (Just Go Fuck Yourself) is bad for me.
Without hyperbole I've really got nothing

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Captain Hate wrote:
Dohol wrote:
Captain Hate wrote:Am I the only poster here that roots for Tiger to lose?
the nut-hugging that goes on from people that otherwise couldn't give a tinker's damn about golf is somewhat disgusting.
Precisely.

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Captain Hate wrote:
Dohol wrote:
Captain Hate wrote:Am I the only poster here that roots for Tiger to lose?

Why?...I can never understand that...He's a marvel. That's like saying I can't listen to some master musician because he or she's technique is too good.
No it's not even close to saying that.
Dohol wrote:But to wish him to lose because he's such a master...

Nah...I appreciate mastery..
You're reading a lot into a 12 word sentence, most of which is not there. I readily concede that he's very good and that for the powers that be for golf, he's raised the elevation of the sport. But, as MRS posted, the nut-hugging that goes on from people that otherwise couldn't give a tinker's damn about golf is somewhat disgusting. The media ballwash is typically over-the-top. Plus anything that's good for Nike (Just Go Fuck Yourself) is bad for me.

Ahh well...I don't really pay any attention to the game at all anymore. My father was a fanatic golfer (he had a handicap of 3 ) and a big part of my childhood seemed to be spent on one golf course or another. I never became a good enough player.. What I know about Woods ( it's very little actually ) leaves me with an appreciation of his athleticism. I don't know what the media spews ( except headlines..unavoidable )

If I never spend another minute watching a golf game, I'd be happy.. :)
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I just like hugging nuts, I'm not picky about whose they are. :D

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jon abbey wrote:I just like hugging nuts
This term is at least preferable the other one they use: "jock sniffing".

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I appreciate Tiger's greatness, but I was rooting hard for Rocco today. I don't root for him to fail, except in a situation like this with a likeable underdog journeyman in a head-to-head situation.

I so rarely watch golf, but I watched all 19 today. Good drama, certainly.

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