(experimental) Music Jokes

[orangettecoleman]

The premiere performance of Feldman's second string quartet took place in 1983.
It is nearly intermission.

[orangettecoleman]

Q. How did Morton Feldman die?
A. He tried to attend the premiere of the second string quartet in its entirety and died of starvation

[orangettecoleman]

Alvin Lucier is outside my house performing his new psycho-acoustic piece titled "I am knocking on a door"

[leroysghost]

The premiere performance of Feldman's second string quartet took place in 1983.
It is nearly intermission.

also Organ²/ASLSP and Stück (1998)

[lukaz]

there is a good one from Radu Malfatti that he wrote in a mail to my friend after he didn't reply to his mail for some time ...

'First i would like to apologize for my long silence (i usually don't apologize for that).'

[faster]

Patton

[billygomberg]

Patton

[jon abbey]

there is a good one from Radu Malfatti that he wrote in a mail to my friend after he didn't reply to his mail for some time ...

'First i would like to apologize for my long silence (i usually don't apologize for that).'

Radu is very funny in English (lots of wordplay), I can only imagine how funny he is in German.

[ihmfunnyman]

What do they call the soup kitchen in germany?
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Stockhausen!


What kind of hard drives do soprano saxophonists use?
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Lacy!



What's the tape musician's favorite italian-american dish?
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Chicken Parmegiani!


And what kind of car does he drive?
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Ferrari!


What's the computer musician's favorite brand of jam?
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Schmickler's!



So, do you like any Italian avant-garde composers?
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Nono!



So the other day I'm looking at this beautiful new two-bedroom place with my real estate broker. Everything's perfect, but I hear this constant buzz in every room. And I can't tell where it's coming from! I say, "Broker, I love it, but what is that incessant noise?" And he says, "What do you expect?! It's a NEUHAUS!!!"

[jon abbey]

So the other day I'm looking at this beautiful new two-bedroom place with my real estate broker. Everything's perfect, but I hear this constant buzz in every room. And I can't tell where it's coming from! I say, "Broker, I love it, but what is that incessant noise?" And he says, "What do you expect?! It's a NEUHAUS!!!"

haha, nicely done.

[ihmfunnyman]

What do you call a power-obsessed Austrian musician?
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a MEGOlomaniac!

[bryan]

You might be an experimental musician if...

...most of the tools in your toolbox have never been used to fix anything, and if asked, you say they are not tools, they are "preparations". However, you do not prepare anything with these "preparations", you improvise.

...you've ever had sex expressly for the purpose of generating sounds for your sample library.

...none of the presets on your radio tune in radio stations, they're all tuned to static.

...their dream theater:

your dream theater:

[dracula]

Why did the jazz listener wear a Che t-shirt?

He was a fan of the Revolutionary Ensemble.

[fischer]

free jazz? of course it's free; who would pay for that shit?



ban if old

[e-Miel]

I LOVE THE FUCKING PENGUINS



William Bennett